I can see the future.
August 2007
Derek will have some of his work showing in Vienna. GO TO IT IF YOU’RE IN VIENNA.
China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission.
why not just one universal remote? if one kid screws up, they all get shocked. The other kids will make sure the troublemaker stays in line.
Not the artist formerly known as. Netty Ish.
Importing true type fonts via css for the web. Bo Selectah.
Christopher: I was worried about assholes stealing my quick release seat. No worries though. They took the whole bike. Fuck. (via Twitter / Christopher)
Christopher: Send me an angel. Right now. (via Twitter / Christopher)
the reason why chuck norris jeans were invented.
Boys and girls sleep in separate cabins. Camp leaders are permitted to enter children’s cabins and sexually abuse them.
- First Dude: osm: http://www.zug.com/scrawl/bar-drink/
- First Dude: HOBO BILE
- Second Dude: worst drink I ever invented: The Bumblebee Stinger
- Second Dude: 1 oz Tequila. 1 oz Juice from a can of http://tinyurl.com/2g7xm7
- Second Dude: garnish with a chunk of tuna
- Second Dude: drink while listening to this: http://www.bumblebee.com/images/jingle.wav
- Second Dude: at full volume
- First Dude: nty
- Third Dude: ugh
- Second Dude: delicious
- Fourth Dude: The citric acid in the lime causes the Bailey's to curdle and turn into a clump of alcoholic cheese in your mouth.
- Fourth Dude: this is great
- Fourth Dude: Green Chartreuse is a liqueur that was invented when Satan was tired of peeing in the mouths of the damned with his eight-headed penis.
- First Dude: As soon as we walked in through the dimensional portal where there once was a door, I knew that things were not quite right. The bar was filled with corpses, fueling their necrotizing bodies with cheap beer and chit-chat about NASCAR. Parts of the bar were on fire and had been for several years. Rats ran freely at our feet and a group of schizophrenic homeless men were arguing politics while roasting a satchel of cuddly kittens over a can of sterno