protip: start screaming as if in pain.
The Canpar courier just shovelled my walk.
suicide girls = not enough actual suicide
So slippery, So stinky, So Brown :(
I DID A GOOD DEED.
also @westhost pass on my thanks to your staff. sucks but i’m sure you all are crazy stressed & are doing your best under the circumstances.
better late than never @westhost now keeping customers appraised of the situation. | thanks for _finally_ communicating with us
GREAT JORB HORKEY
ouch. @westhost literally hosed their data centre. fire suppression system went off. extended outages while they try to recover.
i smell like camping